Swingers hotels in uk

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Picture the scene: you're off on a work training session and you travel down to the Midlands for a night away from home. Now imagine that you've accidentally booked yourself into a hotel that Swingers hotels in uk itself as 'The UK's leading adult sexual entertainment venue'. In this story, our hero did just that before realising that it was - in actual fact - a swingers' hotel. He told LADbible: "I was off to the Birmingham area for a work training course, went online and found a hotel, phoned them up and booked it.

I was walking up the stairs and there were adult-themed pictures everywhere. I thought to myself, 'This is a swingers' hotel. In that situation, most of Swingers hotels in uk would just chalk it up to experience and try to either leave or just grin and bear it. Adam continued: "About ten minutes later the owner came up. She didn't knock, she just came straight in and said that there was a built-in club downstairs. You're more than welcome to come downstairs. It turns out that this is a mistake that could happen to all of us, though.

Everyone loves a bargain, and - we've checked this, it's there - it features on popular hotel sites too. Our intrepid explorer added: "When you arrive there - because not only swingers stay there apparently - in the weekdays it is open to the public to stay there. At weekends it is only there for the private members. So, the real question remains - did he use the facilities? Well, sort of. To be fair, you might only find yourself in this sort of situation once by accident. I got my lifetime membership for it.

I went down by myself and they ed me up and took me downstairs. It was pieces of wood cut into trees with painted bits on it and a bench in the corner. It was so funny. I was on the floor laughing. However, while it definitely has some more - shall we say - unique qualities for the right customer, it was a massive miss when it came to the fundamentals of hotel comfort. Adam added: "All night you could hear people in the other rooms doing stuff. Whipping, chains scraping against walls until about five or six in the morning. It was the worst night's sleep I've ever had in my life.

I am open-minded, but I won't be returning. Topics: uk newsFunnyWeird. Chosen for You Chosen for You. Most Read Stories Most Read. Advert Well, that's exactly what one year-old man - let's call him Adam - did recently. At the weekend they obviously use the swing and all sorts.

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